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A \u017eenich s useknutou […]","datePublished":"2020-10-19","dateModified":"2023-06-09","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.emwac.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.emwac.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c192bfd1262e8256fe3eac43754b6ece89624ea6667e488d9445cc2d04372644?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c192bfd1262e8256fe3eac43754b6ece89624ea6667e488d9445cc2d04372644?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"emwac.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.emwac.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/svatba_3.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.emwac.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/svatba_3.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.emwac.cz\/svatba-narychlo\/","about":["V\u00fdrobky"],"wordCount":456,"articleBody":"         Otec bere do ruky sekeru s t\u00edm, \u017ee utne palici tomu, kdo za to m\u016f\u017ee, matka lom\u00ed rukama a ho\u0159ekuje a v\u0161ichni pob\u00edhaj\u00ed po dom\u011b a d\u011blaj\u00ed par\u00e1dn\u00ed zmatek. Dcera sv\u00e9ho mil\u00e1\u010dka nep\u0159ivedla, neb zn\u00e1 sv\u00e9ho prchliv\u00e9ho otce a ona by r\u00e1da sv\u00e9ho \u017eenicha zdrav\u00e9ho, ale hlavn\u011b cel\u00e9ho, v jednom kuse. A \u017eenich s useknutou palic\u00ed\u2026 Nejl\u00e9pe se na to vyspat a druh\u00fd den \u0159e\u0161it v\u0161e v klidu. Tedy pomysln\u00e9m, proto\u017ee otec neust\u00e1le vyhro\u017euje fyzick\u00fdm n\u00e1sil\u00edm, co\u017e je dle dcery velk\u00e1 zm\u011bna k lep\u0161\u00edmu. U\u017e proto, \u017ee t\u00e1ta net\u0159\u00edm\u00e1 sekeru a ji\u017e hovo\u0159\u00ed jen o ubl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed, co\u017e je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e dekapitace, a\u0165 u\u017e je provedena \u010d\u00edmkoli. A nakonec p\u00e1r facek se d\u00e1 vydr\u017eet a ten jej\u00ed p\u0159ece tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee se pro ni odv\u00e1\u017e\u00ed v\u0161eho. No, jo, p\u0159em\u00edt\u00e1 mlad\u00e1 nev\u011bsta, ale to \u0159\u00edkalm kdy\u017e je\u0161t\u011b nevid\u011bl na\u0161eho t\u00e1tu vztekl\u00e9ho. Nu, uvid\u00edme. Matka sice st\u00e1le je\u0161t\u011b na\u0159\u00edk\u00e1, ale u\u017e v duchu chyst\u00e1 proslov, co tomu \u017eenichovi \u0159ekne. Nu a dal\u0161\u00ed den je to je\u0161t\u011b klidn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a za t\u00fdden t\u00e1ta u\u017e ani nev\u00ed, co to sekera je a m\u00e1ma vel\u00ed dce\u0159i, aby p\u0159ivedla \u017eenicha uk\u00e1zat, \u017ee zabije husu. T\u00e1ta prohl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee husa p\u0159ece nem\u016f\u017ee za to, \u017ee je dcera rapl, na\u010de\u017e matka podotkne \u017ee m\u00e1 b\u00fdt po kom a je zase veselo. Nakonec v\u0161ak p\u0159ece jen p\u0159ijde den, kdy se \u017eenich dostav\u00ed v pln\u00e9 kr\u00e1se i s pug\u00e9tem, kter\u00fd na\u0161kubal u soused\u016f v\u010dera v noci, neb necht\u011bl b\u00fdt nik\u00fdm spat\u0159en. Nu, prvn\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva dopad\u00e1 vcelku dob\u0159e, \u017eenich, takto nemovit\u00fd student ji\u017e pop\u00edj\u00ed s otcem dom\u00e1c\u00ed borovi\u010dku a pl\u00e1nuje se svatba. Pen\u011bz moc nen\u00ed a nen\u00ed ani na \u010dem \u0161et\u0159it. Teprve a\u017e v\u0161ichni zjist\u00ed, kolik by st\u00e1ly svatebn\u00ed \u0161aty, dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed mrtvi\u010dn\u00fd z\u00e1chvat a pokou\u0161ej\u00ed se o n\u011b mr\u00e1koty. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je v\u0161ak zde p\u016fj\u010dovna svatebn\u00edch \u0161at\u016f, kde jim vyjdou vst\u0159\u00edc a vlastn\u011b tak celou nast\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed veselku zachr\u00e1n\u00ed. Zde je pou\u010den\u00ed pro \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou v podobn\u00e9 situaci a jsou prakti\u010dt\u00ed. V\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee svatebn\u00ed \u0161aty se stejn\u011b daj\u00ed pou\u017e\u00edt jen jednou, tedy jaksi ty, kter\u00e9 panny nev\u011bsty budou m\u00edt na sob\u011b, a proto p\u016fj\u010dovnu a jej\u00ed slu\u017eby vyu\u017eij\u00ed i pro pana \u017eenicha.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Svatba narychlo","item":"https:\/\/www.emwac.cz\/svatba-narychlo\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]